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A Totally True Story
They say ("they" being folks who enjoy torturing amphibians) that if you toss a frog into a pot of hot water, the lil dickens will hop right out again. If, however, you drop him into a pot of tepid water and slowly bring it to a boil, kermit will sit there until he a French entree. This is a ghoulishly apt metaphor for childhood in which were being boiled alive in a big pot of And thus we embark upon yet another retarded tale from our odd childhood.
Most summer camp stories are trite as they are common; Kumbaya, pantyraids, machetewielding spree killers, homosexual experimentation. But most summer camp stories aren set at Camp IDRAHAJE. Nestled in a valley the Colorado Rockies, IDRAHAJE had an aggressively tacky motif; campers slept in enormous tepees, and were divided into tribes (we were, unsurprisingly, a Kickapoo). It was every bit as authentic as the late Ricardo Montalban performance Little Wolf in Cheyenne Autumn. But what truly set it apart was what IDRAHAJE stood for. It meant, of course, "I Rather Have Jesus."
Even as an impressionable child of 8, we were troubled by two things: first, we strongly suspected that a genuine Kickapoo rather have many things other than Jesus (their land, their dignity, a of fire water, to name a few). Second, we were never offered the alternative. I Rather Have Jesus than what? An evening at the Ice Capades? An impacted molar? An autographed photo of Mitzi Gaynor? What??
In the early 1970s, Christianity had become briefly hippified. This can be blamed on the onetwo punch of Godspell and Jesus Christ Superstar, two movies in which some filthy Woodstock refugees dressed up as happy clowns and pranced about while singing soft rock tunes crucifying their savior to a catchy beat. A new version of the Bible, called "The Way" was all the rage. "The Way" featured on its cover a photo of a hippy couple, handinhand, blissfully through a field. "The Way" still instructed us to execute homos, adulterers and shrimp eaters, but we felt infinitely groovier about it.
We recall a surreal evening when our counselor (a longhaired art student/stonerforJesus named Seth or Travis or something equally granola) gathered us Kickapoos together for a powwow about hell. He turned on a black light (remember those?) and drew a glowinthedark pastel rendering of eternal damnation. It featured throngs of sinners writhing about in a lake of fire. We remember looking at it and thinking, "cool!"
We had nightly BibleDrills, where the campers (copies of "The Way" would assemble in the lodge. The counselors would shout out a book/chapter/verse and the first to it won a brightlycolored feather to add to their elastic headband. Yay! It was an exercise of dubious value; to this day we have no idea who the hell is Obediah, other than the fact that he wedged lasciviously betwixt Amos and Jonah (lucky pervert).
Standing at the front of the hall was the dreaded zapseat; a metal stool which was wired to a 15volt battery pack. the end of every featherless (read: hellbound) was forced to sit on the stool, by one, a demented counselor pushed a button. The kid would yelp, fly off the zapseat, and occasionally pee their pants as everyone else howled with laughter. It terrified us, and every night as we headed to the BibleDrill a sense of dread filled our soul; it felt like shower time at Treblinka.
Decades later, when we saw that horrific image a hooded Ghraib prisoner standing on a box with his fingers attached to wires, our first thought was that he couldn locate Ephesians 5:2. anyone who attended charming in the early to mid 70s, and you find that the zapstool was very real.
We did not make this up.
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I understand that during the early 00 the camp tried to expand its reach into other groups.
The Tepees were painted brown and little white flags were put at the top and the happy campers were forced to sleep in giant Hershey Kisses. The kids are quizzed on the ingredients in the recipes from Paula Deens first cookbook. (Note to kids butter and sugar are usually a lucky guess.)
Sadly, camp IDRAHACA had to close down when the kids from across the lake at Camp Jenny Craig attacked and ate the skinny kids.
ely tacky "Injun" motif; campers slept in enormous tepees, and were divided into tribes (we were, unsurprisingly, a Kickapoo). It was every bit as authentic as the late Ricardo Montalban performance as Little Wolf in Cheyenne Autumn. But what truly set it apart was what IDRAHAJE stood for. It meant, of course, "I Rather Have Jesus."
Even as an impressionable child of 8, we were troubled by two things: first, we strongly suspected that a genuine Kickapoo would rather have many things other than Jesus (their land, their dignity, a jug of fire water, to name a few). Second, we were never offered the alternative. I Rather Have Jesus than what? An evening at the

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